Buckle up, ladies. You’re in for a blingtastic, jewel encrusted, lotus flower bomb loaded, diamonte studded ring fest!
Like a Rhinestone Flowergirl
This bling will make a grown man cry at the thought of being expected to match such efforts.
They needn’t worry. You’re every woman; you buy your own diamonds and you buy your own rings. Besides, this stuff is such a bargain, you’ve got it covered without even breaking a nail.
I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little fake diamond. Go crazy, I say. And the bigger, the better!
This selection of goodies would have had Elizabeth Taylor secretly scouring the internet looking for them all night. I’d have been all “Don’t forget to turn off your cache!”
And she would’ve been all, “What on earth are you talking about?”
And then I’d have been all, “Sorry; that was a bit geeky.”
And she would’ve been all, “Nevermind, dear. Let’s go to Harvey Nichols and get you that darling Prada blouse you’ve been lusting after.”
And then I’d be all, “Okay. Thanks very much! I’ll get you a caramel macchiato with extra whipped cream from Starbucks as a thank you.”
And she’d have been all, “I couldn’t possibly, dear. I’m on a diet!”
And I’d have been all – well, you get where this is going.
Next Stop, Oval, Where This Train Terminates
Last but not least, a couple of oval rings for the mix, just because.
Please note prices, product availability and weblinks correct at time of gushing.